Crunchy Bits

what is your dream job?

What bruises, cuts, or other injuries do you currently have on your phyiscal body? how did they get there?

If you could replace any body part with a household appliance, which part and which appliance would you choose?

If you could legally obtain a famous piece of artwork for your home without having to pay for it, what would you choose?

at the request of some twitteratti, i’ve decided to post this question here. enjoy =)

How much would you pay for a really good blow job?

If you could join a professional sports team, which one would you join and what position would you play?

Out of all the cars you have ever owned, which one was your favorite? Why?

(if you don’t drive, whose car has been your favorite?)

What websites do you visit every day?

What is the grossest thing you know how to do?

it seems everyone is getting hitched lately.

How many weddings would you estimate you’ve attended in your lifetime? What was the best and the worst one?